This post is not to request service or the answer to a problem. No. That would defy logic. Rather, this post is to comment on the the sheer incompetence and incredible mishandling of service that has taken place at Verizon as I have sought an ostensibly simple change of address.
Not only do Verizon employees seemingly have no idea how to correctly place an order, solve a problem, or deliver any semblance of resolution in a reasonable timeframe, but as a company itself Verizon apparently has the least mote of a clue as to how to handle customer relations. The labyrinth of customer service is truly astounding. The lengths Verizon customer service will go to obfuscate attempts at reconciliation are likewise mesmerizing.
So in a way to air your grievances, you're welcome to add to this post your own assuredly wonderful experiences with Verizon.