This is never the experience that we want you to have when using a device, Monkeface. Does the device not fully boot up or does it attempt to start but stops? When you plug it into a charger, does it show any sign that it is charging? Please attempt to do a soft reset by following these steps: https://www.verizonwireless.com/support/knowledge-base-206627/ .
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