I don't see this commercial anymore and I think I know why. Verizon doesn't want us to turn it around into this:
No, Verizon, I don't hear you now. In fact, I can't get any word out of you at all. You don't talk to me anymore. Wait, did you ever talk to me? I can't remember. You and I must not be friends any more. That makes me question why I want to keep giving you my money. In fact, maybe I should get online and start a campaign to let others know that you do not care enough about your customers to talk to them regularly. It is a darn sharm that in what is considered by many to be the best country in the world we have someone like you to neglect us.