Verizon iPhone 4 features....
...works as a phone, unlike the ATT version.
....can text and get email.
....won't let you change it's battery.
Verizon iPhone 5 features...
....will run on 4G.
....will have a holographic display so you can see the person you're talking to in 3D.
....will function as a portal to a Stargate wormhole for teleporting around the universe (there's an app for that).
....will tidy up around the house and take the dog out for a walk while you nap (there's an app for that too).
....will tell you it loves you when you're feeling blue.
...still won't let you change its battery.
