I will spare you the full list of ridiculous bugs and kafka-esque dread that one encounters in using almost any newer flip phone-- which is baffling considering they were faster and smoother with many of the same features in 2009 than they are now.
When I try to open the KaiOS store to look for more apps, it loads to 99% and simply never loads fully. I've already tried rebooting without sim and then with, as well as registering and signing into a KaiOS account with my email.
Looking for solutions that don't involve just getting a smartphone. Yes I'm aware that "this is what you get" for opting out of the hamster wheel of planned obscolescence. There's literally no good reason why a powerful basic phone w/out bugs doesn't exist in 2021.