This message is for all the ladies in the house. Are any of you experiencing a similar phenomena? My boyfriend only loves his droid now, I'm not sure he even notices we are in the same proximity. Whenever we go grocery shopping or out to eat, he walks around with his eyes glued to his droid, so that he runs into people and walls, and looks like he's lost on a tropical island. I think he has stopped showering because he cannot get his droid wet.
Whenever I want to wake him up I just say "DRROOOID" in that robotic voice and he pops right up, but then looks at me indignantly, like "you are not my droid." And so I have resorted to saying "GGGIIIIRLFRIIIEND" in that same cold mechanical tone in an effort to compete with his new companion. Please, Verizon and Google. WHAT {edit} AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!?!? {edit} 
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