Won't hurt your feelings?
When I get an email message from Verizon regarding something about a forum post, at the bottom of the email, it says something to the effect of "want to unsubscribe from our forums? Won't hurt our feelings" (I am paraphrasing here, except for the "won't hurt our feelings" part. Is this an attempt at humor? I guess? Is it humorous? Perhaps. Is it professional? NOT. It also gives the impression that Verizon doesn't care about what is posted in the forums, since it "won't hurt their feelings" if I unsubscribe. tsk tsk