Creating a public post because the Verizon Support tech said I needed to in order for them to track my case properly. Just pasting my original message to Verizon Support here:
"I wish to cancel my service because I am moving.
I called customer service (800-Verizon) and selected all the correct menu options to take me to the disconnect department (or whatever it is called) and the representative stated that he is not part of that department and would need to transfer me (side note: why have an agent answer certain menu options if he/she is not authorized to handle that issue?). I have been on hold for the past 2.5 hours. My billing cycle ends today and I wish to cancel before incurring any further charges. Can you please expedite this process?"
I thought reaching out to the support personnel on the forums might help. Here's to hoping.