I've been trying to figure out the reason for this ridiculously slow internet at my mother's house for a little while now. Here's a quick look into how bad it really is: http://www.speedtest.net/result/1361121892.png.
So I tried the Verizon instant message tech people and the first one did a basic troubleshoot with no benefit. "I'm certain after you restart your modem you will see the results you want." Certain. The second guy forwarded me to the phone because he couldn't figure it out, while the guy on the phone decided I needed to upgrade the service- because this is the fastest we can get on our plan. I find it hard to believe we're on a 60 KB/s plan.
I just don't see how we're paying the same as some other people and getting dial up speeds. Furthermore I don't see how we've been on and off the phone with Verizon (my mother went through a huge ordeal earlier this year) and we've gotten no answers. Why is this still happening?
So- hopefully this finds somebody that can do something about it. Nobody's downloading movies, playing network games, or uploading to wikileaks. It's just slow, and it's your fault. 
-Chris