I thought this was hilarious and completely indicative of how much Verizon cares about keeping it's customers. I "upgraded" to a Windows 8x in December of last year (yeah, I know, first mistake). The phone has been nothing short of a disaster. I am on my 4th replacement. Of course, they have all been refurbished, and now this one is acting up as well. All I want is a reliable phone that I don't have to replace every 4-6 weeks. I called Verizon, and the rep I talked to said my choices were to get another refurbished phone, buy a different model at full retail, or pay the ETF and go to another carrier. He actually said paying the ETF and switching would be the cheaper route and is probably the best option. I have been a customer for over almost 10 years now, and I never thought this would be the response I would get. Amazing.