Well, I'm pretty much guaranteed to be cancelling my account, switching to the lesser of two evils, and NEVER looking back, but I figured I'd describe my situation a bit here for posterity.
Up until now I've been paying 89.99 a month for borderline garbage 30/5 service in a building with a centralized unit. The one saving grace was the relatively consistent speeds (albeit stonge age ones).
Today, I decided to add a few channel packages in order to watch some MLB playoff games. I was informed this would cost me an additional 49ish. Okay, I can deal with this during baseball/football season.
Then, I get an email:
| Estimated Monthly Charges |
| These estimates are not your actual bills, which will vary based on activation date, changes you make after the order, duration of promotional discounts, usage, balance, adjustments, or installments. |
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Services and Discounts |
Monthly Amount |
| New |
Double Play: FiOS Internet, FiOS TV |
$129.99 |
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- News and Info Channel Pack
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| Existing |
(Rent): HD Set Top Box |
$11.99 |
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Estimated Monthly Subtotal |
$141.98 |
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Taxes, Fees and Other Verizon Charges (see detail) |
$5.50 |
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Regional Sports Network Fee |
$4.99 |
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Estimated Monthly Charges |
$152.47 |
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| What to Expect on Your 11/09/15 Bill |
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| Your first bill with these services will vary due to partial month charges, one-time charges and duration of promotional discounts. |
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| 11/09/15 |
Estimated Monthly Subtotal |
$141.98 |
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Change in Service and Partial Month |
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Services Added (see detail) |
$58.00 |
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Change in Service and Partial Month Subtotal |
$58.00 |
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One-Time Charges Subtotal |
$0.00 |
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Estimated Bill Subtotal |
$199.98 |
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Taxes, Fees and Other Verizon Charges (see detail) |
$8.64 |
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Regional Sports Network Fee |
$9.81 |
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Estimated Bill |
$218.43 |
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Yeah, no.
Just no.
I have positively no qualms with cancelling my service and telling as many people as will listen to never ever use this service.