EVERY SINGLE security question you had did not have an answer for me.
Nevermind the fact that security questions have time after time shown that they actually make things less secure, the questions you have are useless for me.
Here are some examples:
What was the name of your 3rd grade teacher:
I had many teachers, and quite frankly I don't remember a single one of their names. They are all a blur by now.
What's your favorite [insert thing]?
Favorites change. What's my favorite today is not necessarily my favorite tomorrow. So when I need to answer this years from now, I'll get it wrong.
What was your school mascot?
Hey! Not all schools have mascots.!
In what city does your oldest cousin live?
I have a lot of cousins and I quite frankly don't remember which one is the oldest, and not exactly sure where they live. Does that make me a bad person? Thanks for making me feel like a bad person.
What's the name of your first pet?
Sorry, I never had a pet. Now I feel even worse 😞
What's the name of the college you applied to but never attended?
You really want me to feel like a failure don't you? But I actually got into the college I applied to. Sorry. I'm a success. Deal with it.
What was the name of your first stuffed animal?
Really? You're kidding right? I was like 1 day old. I didn't even talk yet.