After resetting all of my incoming and outcoming server settings to conform to updates with Verizon, my phone and computer emails don't work. I'd call but -- woops! There's no phone number! Only creepy-looking cartoon characters to interact with. Honostly, people at Verizon must be suffering from lead poisoning. I cannot explain any other way how they could think that a creepo cartoon character is a sufficient or desirable customer service outreach.
I did find a number on my bill (you know the weird, glib-sounding automatic voice that talks you through, right? The one that makes you think: now I know the glib voice of a psychopath. And I'm sure you can all guess what happened: extremely high call volume!! What a surprise!! And then the sound of electronic static at high volume for a few minutes before it disconnects me.
But then there's this online forum. Now THERE's a solution for a quick, helpful answer to precise questions, I'm sure. But guess what, to set up an account to access it, you need the three digit code from (drum roll please) the EMAIL they send you to validate your account.
Verizon, you need to stop eating tuna and chewing on the wall paint.
It would be funny if these people didn't have extraordinary power and weath.
But I'm a glass half full kind of person, so I'll ask: any suggestions on how to get my phone and computer email working again?